Oh yeah?
This dude wins Tinder.

This dude wins Tinder.

The people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I’m not used to normal. I’m used to disaster.
Augusten Burroughs, Dry (via larmoyante)
Need dat shirt.

Need dat shirt.

I am making a collection of some of the funniest and/or douchiest pickup lines dudes have used on me over Tinder.

I am making a collection of some of the funniest and/or douchiest pickup lines dudes have used on me over Tinder.

agnized:

minkfolly:

fuckkk

🍒

agnized:

minkfolly:

fuckkk

🍒

porn4ladies:

24 & 27

This.

porn4ladies:

24 & 27

This.

So my main issue with Tinder right now is that I’ll find a dude, make plans to get together, then find a different dude, make plans with him instead, THEN find another dude, and make plans with him…

Then I never end up getting drinks or dinner (sex) because I keep getting stuck in this indecisive who(se dick)-do-I-pick loophole.

First world problems, man.

I woke up like this.

I woke up like this.