Oh yeah?
Need dat shirt.

Need dat shirt.

I am making a collection of some of the funniest and/or douchiest pickup lines dudes have used on me over Tinder.

I am making a collection of some of the funniest and/or douchiest pickup lines dudes have used on me over Tinder.

agnized:

minkfolly:

fuckkk

🍒

agnized:

minkfolly:

fuckkk

🍒

porn4ladies:

24 & 27

This.

porn4ladies:

24 & 27

This.

So my main issue with Tinder right now is that I’ll find a dude, make plans to get together, then find a different dude, make plans with him instead, THEN find another dude, and make plans with him…

Then I never end up getting drinks or dinner (sex) because I keep getting stuck in this indecisive who(se dick)-do-I-pick loophole.

First world problems, man.

I woke up like this.

I woke up like this.

vintagevandalizm:

And my last vintage SCORE, this awesome vintage dress (70s) with long sorceress sleeves! Also from @glam_factory !✨

vintagevandalizm:

And my last vintage SCORE, this awesome vintage dress (70s) with long sorceress sleeves! Also from @glam_factory !✨

mentalalchemy:

Shots fired

mentalalchemy:

Shots fired