One of my favorite hobbies is going to Victoria’s Secret and trying on outfits that I would wear if I were a professional dominatrix or worked as a cocktail waitress at a sex club.
I’m also pretty sure that I’m the only person who tries these outfits on because the same little old lady who works in the fitting room area always asks to see it.
let me kiss you all over
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
When you meet someone you genuinely like and they seem to like you back until all of a sudden SIKE you’re not good enough.
In the past 24 hours I:
1.) Got drunk.
2.) Had my ex call me an “Ice Queen Bitch.”
3.) Taught a room full of women how to take a proper ass pic.
4.) Found a man’s number written on the inside of my leftover pizza box.
5.) Saw more boobs in person than any of you.
6.) Was asked by one of my best friends to either fuck on cam or make an amateur porn for extra cash.
7.) Had my nails done.