Meeting dudes in real life from Tinder = Painfully awkward yet highly entertaining.
When you meet a boy who makes you chase him the way you make boys chase you….
I’ll catch you, you bitch. You will be mine.
Getting post-snowboarding dinner while I await this dude-bro to show and buy it for me. Getting so many nasty looks from families and groups of people and couples for taking up a table by myself.
No fucks are given. Happy Valentine’s Day, bitch!