This dude wins Tinder.
|—||Augusten Burroughs, Dry (via larmoyante)|
I am making a collection of some of the funniest and/or douchiest pickup lines dudes have used on me over Tinder.
24 & 27
So my main issue with Tinder right now is that I’ll find a dude, make plans to get together, then find a different dude, make plans with him instead, THEN find another dude, and make plans with him…
Then I never end up getting drinks or dinner (sex) because I keep getting stuck in this indecisive who(se dick)-do-I-pick loophole.
First world problems, man.